For all of the good things on the Internet, one of the bad things is that it gives even the most idiotic people a voice. This time the idiots have demanded that because they are so-called “true fans” they have a right to dictate to Lucasfilm how the Star Wars franchise should be handled. In something that can only be called “pathetic” (and a horrific attempt to duplicate the American Declaration of Independence), these entitled crybabies claimed that they are going to rebel against Lucasfilm because of the way they’re treated the franchise.
Oh, f**k off, you pissy little whiners.
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– Pirate movie apps install malware on Amazon Fire TVs and Fire Sticks
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– Infinity War crosses $2B mark globally
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– Disney counters Comcast’s offer and is immediately accepted by Fox
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– Rumor: A Star Wars Story spinoffs are on hold…
– Rumor: …except they’re not
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– AMC adds their own $20/month subscription service
– MoviePass warns that “peak pricing” and other fees are on the way
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– Evangeline Lilly burns male superhero actors who complain about their costumes
– Entitled whiners claim to be raising money to remake The Last Jedi
– More entitled whiners make a really sad “declaration” that they are rebelling from Lucasfilm
– True Star Wars fans, however, have a more reasonable statement